What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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