Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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