I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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