I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
