In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
