He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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