he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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