So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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