no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
people are starting to question the shark bite story
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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