She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
is wine microwaveable?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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