If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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