My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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