Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
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You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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