Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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