Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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