I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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