week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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