Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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