Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
you would pick up someone in the library
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
