are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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