She's JV to your varsity
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
3pm strippers are depressing
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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