susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
