So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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