K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Four minutes until I can fart!
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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