I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Randomize
