Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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