Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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