That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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