hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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