if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
