Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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