Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
love makes seman taste better
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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