another moral hangover. fuck.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
sick fucks of a feather flock together
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Randomize
