help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I need to align my fucking chakras
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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