I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He kissed a someone with a penis
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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