i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
last night I used snow as a chaser
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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