Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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