that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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