Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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