She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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