help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
