"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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