just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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