You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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