he thought i was a dude.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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