Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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