Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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