3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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