they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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