Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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