The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I love you. Go after that dick
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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