dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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