wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
When are your genitals available?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
