take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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