My brain says no but my pants say off.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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