..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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