Don't you send me to vm
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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